'You married me for my 1959 Volkswagen' and other family car stories

We always called a local friend who had a tow truck, which he called the Happy Hooker. Pretty soon, when I called him, once he heard my voice, he just asked: “OK, where did she go off this time?” Gradually we moved up to four-wheel drive vehicles and our car stories were not quite so riveting.
Source: Towing News