I married her for her car — a 1959 Volkswagen

We always called a local friend who had a tow truck, which he called the Happy Hooker. Pretty soon, when I called him, once he heard my voice, he just asked: “OK, where did she go off this time?” Gradually we moved up to four-wheel drive vehicles and our car stories were not quite so riveting. It’s been …
Source: Towing News